just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

What if you don’t have pockets?

Just engrave a pocket into your skin and call it a day. 

idontspeakalien replied to your post: Fucking ask limit. 

wuuut

I see you read my cry for help. 

Unf, though

Are you sure about that “unf”? You could have used that for any other actual hot guy and you choose to use it on me. I love you